I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
