Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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