Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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