So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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