I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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