first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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