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(314): View more from Missouri

this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?

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(419): View more from Ohio

She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...

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(949): View more from California

He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.

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(425): View more from Washington

Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook

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