Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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