AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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