I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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