Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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