He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
organizing the empties. That sober.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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