I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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