The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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