Kiss
Puke
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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