the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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