we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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