There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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