I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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