Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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