ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize