I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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