I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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