Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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