he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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