Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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