is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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