she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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