in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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