Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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