I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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