Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I intend to get homeless drunk
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Drunk is not a location!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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