No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i think i have two assholes
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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