Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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