fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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