I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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