WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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