We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
