I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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