im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can't turn off my feet"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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