And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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