I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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