she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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