Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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