So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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