So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you win again, gameday.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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