Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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