Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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