Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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