Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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