I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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