Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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