so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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