I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
