sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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